May 2011
STOP READING YOUR DASH BRUSH YOUR HAIR YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER
May 31st
May 31st
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I am standing here, feeling unspeakably hot. Like, in the “brain melting out my ears” sort of way. A BREEZE. A BREEZE. MY KINGDOM FORNA BREEZE.
May 31st
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lilpocketninja: doubledippeddick: pegasaifeather: uMM, LOOK AT THESE SICK FIRES ARNT THEY NEAT, WOULDNT YOU THINK MY TROLLINGS  COMPLETE. wOULDNT YOU THINK I WAS THE TROLL, THE TROLL WHO COULD SICK BEAT ANYONE.  Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts I don’t know what is happening here but I have so much love I can’t even
May 31st
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lilpocketninja replied to your post: I cannot speak today alalalallalaa you can’t see it but I am waving at you with my tongue.
May 31st
I cannot speak today
My tongue is all flop flop spittle flopflop ssssthpppbbuuuuuuuuuuuu in my mouth. WORDS ARE HARD
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It is 94 degrees and approximately 40 million percent humidity. It is only going to get worse. WELP, TIME TO FIND MY EMERGENCY SHORTS
May 31st
May 31st
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My not-husband has lost his common sense
As well as apparently his desire to not bake alive. He has been in the kitchen since about 5 o’clock. He has made buttermilk bread. He has made Poulet Mornay Gratinee. Now he is making a fucking pound cake. I mean, I’m going to be eating well and all but. What the actual fuck. Did he wake up this morning with the reincarnated soul of Julia Child or something?
May 31st
i hate afternoon naps
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Favorite Game of Thrones game
and so far i’m winning a) Predicting which HOLY FUCK moment is going to end each episode. 2) Figuring out exactly how they are going to break down the last third of the book into ONLY THREE EPISODES AAAAG finally) guessing how many boobs per ep we’re going to get
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May 29th
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Trying to rotate objects in my mind. KNITTING PATTERN WHY DO I MAKE YOU MORE DIFFICULT
May 29th
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dytabytes replied to your post: as;dlkrha Atti, you have not seen the quality of fic in other languages. I mean, it. Some of the good quality French fic out there is really really horrible You might be doing the fandom a favour. BUT I WANT PEOPLE TO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP why do people like what i hate? why did i create that which i hate?
May 29th
as;dlkrha
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD someone just asked me if they could translate the SHITTIEST FIC I EVER WROTE EVER EVER UGH into another language brb, searching for a tactful way to be like “No no no never, because you clearly have terrible taste, even if I’m the one who wrote the damn thing in the first place.” i need to just take that thing of the internet forever
May 29th
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“Last night I dreamed that the site was made out of roast pork and corn juice. I...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
May 29th
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UGH I ALWAYS SKIPPED THIS SONG WHEN I LISTENED TO THE SOUNDTRACK
May 29th
dytabytes asked: ;A;

ATTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

/WEEPS

/TEARS FLOOD CANADA

/ALL YOUR FAULT ATTI

/ALL YOUR FAULT
May 29th
I am watching Romeo + Juliet for the first time in easily 10 years because of last night’s drunken discussion with my friend who teaches 9th grade English. UNF JOHN LEGUIZAMO UNF HARROLD PERRINEAU UNF UNF UNF
May 29th
why am i on tumblr right now
ATTI GO TO SLEEP YOU ARE DRUNK
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dytabytes asked: HI THERE ATTI

ATTI CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND ATTI

CAN I CAN I CAN I

*SPARKLES AT*
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msmoocow asked: I'm suddenly nostalgic for my Ron/Hermione days. *coughs*
May 28th
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send me a ship in my ask and i'll
qichi: summarize how i see their relationship dynamic tell you how their sex probably plays out tell you what i want to see drawn/written for them attempt to write a short drabble but no promises Lol no1curr but doing it anyway
May 27th
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callmekitto replied to your photo: it is kind of great how this lady is all “I loved… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS THIS WHY Don’t forget your beloved pets, man. Never forget them.
May 27th
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The Strange World of Professor Copperthwaite... →
Ending with this, because discovering this gallery has pretty much make my day right now.
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So what happens is I start thinking about...
And then I start going hmm, this is the internet I bet there is all sorts of strange and wonderful taxidermy going on around here. And then I start googling. And then before I know it everything is mouse wallets and nothing hurts.
May 27th
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owlpellets: attiface replied to your photo: Larxene is basically my favourite thing about this… why are her pharyngeal jaws not pictured this is a CRIME YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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